My Hollywood Pitch

So I've been wanting to go see a movie for a few months now, and I'm not sure if the reason I haven't gone is because i don't have a girlfriend to go with, but I'm almost certain its because theres nothing but crap out theree. By my count in the last eight months there has been 17 different vampire movies. ("by my count" = a stat I made up in order to prove my point or to exagerrate) I mean even Dewey Cox did a movie called The Vampire's Assistant. What? You've never heard of it?...Exactly!!

But back to what i think can help the movie industry. Everyone knows pleasurism is the best form of flattery, and that Hollywood loooves remaking movies so what i've done is made a list of movies that i think should be redone. I've included a movie poster and cast for the movies.

Ladies and gentleman, I present the future of Hollywood.....

Short Circuit 2: Re-deux



Aziz Ansari, David Spade, and Number Johnny 5
















.........................ok so in doing some research for this blog i found an article with Steve Guttenberg which led me to stop writing this blog.

In the article "The Gutt," as i so affectionately like to call him, mentions that there are some films that he previously had starred in that he feels are up for a sequel or a remake. Heres some of them...

Short Circuit (remake)
Three Men and a Bride (sequel)
Police Academy (remake? sequel?)

All classics. But this brings me back to what i said in the begining, hollywood loves a remake, and if the rumors are true that any of those movies are in the works, then it looks like the future is bright....with the past.